And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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