I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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