Where is the hickey?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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