i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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