was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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