One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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