i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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