i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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