Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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