How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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