I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize