I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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