My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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