also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
they're reeeeeally big trays
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties