When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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