the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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