dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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