Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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