Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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