that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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