I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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