I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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