Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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