I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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