he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I wanna passion pit in your ass
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you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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