Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.