She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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be right there i have to get my cape
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.