remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??