i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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