Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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