I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
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just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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