why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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