Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Come on in and take your pants off
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