This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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