You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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