cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
the liver wants what the liver wants
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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