I'd wear matching sweaters with you
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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