So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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