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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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