I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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