Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I need moral support for this bender
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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