i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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