Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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