Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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