Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.