I can't watch pbs sober anymore
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?