Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation