How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.