I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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