Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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