I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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