I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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