No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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