There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Rock
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A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
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after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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