No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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